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CollegeHumor: Comments by ryan http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1821723 Weird Japanese Baseball Commercial Wed, 02 Jul 2008 21:12:37 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1821723 Weird Japanese Baseball Commercial nonadult comedy What the heck is being sold here? <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1821723"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/default/collegehumor.jester.31.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1331872">Luke Halpert</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:445"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1821723">Be the first!</a> </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1917988 Awesome Crutches Skateboarder Tue, 28 Jul 2009 11:56:47 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1917988 Awesome Crutches Skateboarder nonadult comedy 16-Year-Old Daniel Pelletier is paralyzed from the waste down, but that doesn't stop him from SHREDDING! skateboard, crutches, talent, impressive, qollegehumor quickie, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1917988"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/a/collegehumor.5a00c91eeb3b60f69f05ca6a96239d8a.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 86 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> <![CDATA[He did the backflip without any real problem. It was the whole "running into stuff" that got him]]> http://www.collegehumor.com/hotlink:219247 Sat, 18 Jul 2009 08:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1916428 Canadian, Please Mon, 06 Jul 2009 13:25:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1916428 Canadian, Please nonadult comedy Just in time for Canada Day last Wednesday. music, music video, canada, mountie, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1916428"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/7/e/collegehumor.934f9797e151cbcbe83a9e4e849fb11f.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 590 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1776539 Pop Culture CliffsNotes: May 29 Fri, 29 May 2009 14:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1776539 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
Now let's get to work!

It's officially summertime, and that means two things; fat people are sweating, and bikinis. Luckily for you, I only have pictures of the latter. You can thank Cameron Diaz. (Egotastic)

This week Mel Gibson went on Jay Leno to confirm that his mistress is pregnant with his eighth child. He isn't sure who they are going to name the child after, however, since they're out of dwarves. (Derekhail)

Additionally, it's been reported that upon the birth of the child, Mel's mistress will receive $10 million dollars. I can only assume it's some sort of 'apology tax' for the fact that Mel will be 71 when the kid graduates high school. (Celebslam)

This week, Woman's Health did an incredible photoshoot with my #2 girl crush Evangeline Lilly (#1 being Kate Beckinsale, duh). Woman's Health, who knew!? Your mom knew, is who. And not in the tired joke way. (Popoholic)

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