Streeter thought it would be a good idea for me to
make a St. Patrick's Day screen name and talk to CollegeHumor fans all day. Suprisingly, most people were at work and completely sober, and just wanted to check how many IMs I was getting (a lot) and whether being a intern is fun (it is, aside from the beatings I get when I miss deadlines). Nonetheless, these are the fruits of my labor.
1973 IM windows later...
"I just killed a goose with a chestnut. I just lobbed it into a crowd of them and one didnt fly away. I need body disposal tips."
"Casey. this is you from the future. do not delete this. Streeter will hand you a drink at 4:30. DO NOT DRINK IT. if you do though, its a boy."
"Him: hey my name is justin s. and i want this to get posted on the website.
Me: you have to say something interesting then.
Him: nevermind i have to leave"
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