Friday10amThere was a 9am meeting. You are an hour late, and forgot your tie.
Sock tie
Remove one sock. Hope that it is black or some other dark color, and not white. Using a paperclip, make incisions along the legnth of the sock, and cut it into appropriate sections. Break the paper clip by working it back and forth, and use the sections to attach the pieces of the sock-tie.
Once inside your office building, find a fire alarm. Make sure the guard isn't looking, and pull it. Barrel roll out of the way of the sprinklers into a stairwell. Hide in the basement until your co-workers begin to re-enter the building.
12pm
Your boss is approaching your desk. He has already spotted you with your headphones in, and you're listening to Cream. Only Firefox is open on your desktop, and all of your 5 tabs are internet games.
Bola
With two stress balls and your headphone cord, fashion a bola. Behind the wall of your cubicle, take aim and throw the bola towards your colleague in the cubicle across the way, with serious, but not deadly, force. Once your co-worker begins making strangulation sounds, stand up and yell, "Michael, are you ok?!" As your boss reaches the intersection, free your coworker. Receive accolades, and then recommend that the three of you go to lunch.
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