CollegeHumor: Comments by Casey Johnston http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1775478 All-Nighter 2009 -- Thank You For Watching Thu, 07 May 2009 23:03:56 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1775478 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

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Davey Dance Blog
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Pissbusters
Harry Sax
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Crumbelievable
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Sober   :::   Stoned


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1. To get back in the habit of cafeteria-style dining, stop letting your parents prepare just one dish for dinner. Make them create an array of chicken, pizza, yogurt, bagels, sprinkles, eggs, croutons, fish sticks, cakes, cookies, burgers, deli meats, and of course, tacos. Get yourself a serving platter and just load it up. For extra acclimation points, take a backpack down to dinner with you and fill it with snacks for later. And, while you're at it, steal the platter.

2. Pre-game in your room before crashing that high school party you heard was going on down the block. They're probably only going to have stupid, young-people drinks, like vodka that you need to swig right out of the bottle. That hurts your esophagus and makes your tummy feel a little meh, so you might as well raid your parents' stash and get yourself going on the good sh*t: California's finest Turning Leaf White Zinfandel. To make it really feel like you're back at school, wander through your house-bottle-neck clasped between your thumb and forefinger--asking your parents and siblings if they want to get crunk in your room while watching The Wire illegally online. You might want to ask around about snagging a bottle opener too.
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Caldwell Tanner puts the "chill" in "CH Illustrator."

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10am
There was a 9am meeting. You are an hour late, and forgot your tie.

Sock tie
Remove one sock. Hope that it is black or some other dark color, and not white. Using a paperclip, make incisions along the legnth of the sock, and cut it into appropriate sections. Break the paper clip by working it back and forth, and use the sections to attach the pieces of the sock-tie.

Once inside your office building, find a fire alarm. Make sure the guard isn't looking, and pull it. Barrel roll out of the way of the sprinklers into a stairwell. Hide in the basement until your co-workers begin to re-enter the building.

12pm
Your boss is approaching your desk. He has already spotted you with your headphones in, and you're listening to Cream. Only Firefox is open on your desktop, and all of your 5 tabs are internet games.

Bola
With two stress balls and your headphone cord, fashion a bola. Behind the wall of your cubicle, take aim and throw the bola towards your colleague in the cubicle across the way, with serious, but not deadly, force. Once your co-worker begins making strangulation sounds, stand up and yell, "Michael, are you ok?!" As your boss reaches the intersection, free your coworker. Receive accolades, and then recommend that the three of you go to lunch.
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