Someone thought this was a good idea. They were wrong, it's a great idea.

He's just getting ready for the kitty rave.

Beware of adorable, homicidal lamps.

iDon't think this app is a very good iDea.

Now you can experience the burning country-side of Australia without losing all of your belongings to the flames.

Here's a proposed new scale: Yellow Card, Red Card, Full Lambert.

That's not fair. If douchebags reclaim the word douchebag, then we have to find something else to call them. I suggest "asshole loser jerks that everyone hates."

Oh man. This is going to be better than American Pie 14, the straight-to-DVD, uncensored DVD edition.

99% of French People's talent involves wine in some way.

You shoulda seen this guy at his surprise party...

We know what you're thinking, and the answer is: Yes, those poles are stainless steel.

If you need to crash diet, try vodka.

Flip flops describe what he was trying to put on, and what happened to him.

Let us all view this as a reminder of how unnecessary helmets are.

Someday the Olympic committee will recognize their sport.

Whose to say which hole is "right" or "wrong," anyway? Oh. The girl. That makes sense. Featuring Scott Baio!

At least, in 8 weeks when his jaw is healed, he'll be able to tell people he got hurt skateboarding.

"You skateboard? That's cool. I'm kinda just great at everything."

You always remember your first state of awkward, terrified uncertainty.

Because he can't say it to Joe Wilson.