A first person view of someone getting attacked by an owl. Not the first person to ever be attacked by an owl. I understand that it's confusing.

What the hell are you waiting for, get your ass down here!

That'll do, pig. You've killed enough people.

Say what you want soccer being a terrible sport for European jerks, that was awesome.

Great Texas food for red-blooded Americans!

The 1992 series finale to MacGyver.

It's not what it looks like, he's trying to kill the guy with the camera.

Just slow enough to see the moment of regret.

After watching this video, rally officials decided to turn the race into pass/fail test. No winners yet.

These kids are wasting their time, they could be playing the game.

The dog was told there was a less cruel owner at the top of that slide.

Man has been pampered by revolutionary advances in shaving technology FOR TOO LONG!

Improv Everywhere turns this little league game into a major league affair.

"How could this happen to me?! HOW?!"

I love the smell of bratwurst in the morning.

It looks impressive, but he's actually unsuccessfully trying to play "Hey Jude."

Barats and Bereta manage to make it even harder faster stronger better.