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Wrote an article on Friday, Oct 12THE GRADUATION SPEECH IF THE BIGGEST BURNOUT IN YOUR HIGH SCHOOL WAS VALEDICTORIAN
Hiiiiii guys. Get it? Anyway…You may be asking yourself a lot of, like, questions right now and stuff…and that’s all good. We all look to our neighbors…like…your friends and classmates and junk…not, like,...
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Wrote an article on Friday, Oct 5
Michael Jackson’s Career In Retrospect
-“Wanna Be Startin Somethin” A sexual relationship with a twelve year old boy-“You’ve been hit by a smooth criminal” Well, half right-“Beat It” To pictures of twelve year old boys-“The girl is mine&...
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National article on Wednesday, Oct 10Sparknotes: The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Theme to The Fresh Prince of Bel-Airby William Smith ContextTheme to The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air was the song that played over the opening credits of the popular NBC sitcom “The Fresh-Prince of Bel-Air” from 1990 through 1996. The song...
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Wrote an article on Friday, Oct 5
Ways To Spot A Dick
1. They talk way too loud on their cell phone in public 2. Instead of showering they wear Axe Body Spray 3. They think Heineken is a classy beer 4. They drink protein shakes 5. They own the entire collection of Girls Gone Wild6. They “don&...
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Wrote an article on Friday, Sep 14
Your Last Conversation With Your Parents When They Drop You Off At College
Dad: We’re really gonna miss you, son.The house will seem so empty without you around. Mom: It was so nice to meet all you lovely young gentlemen. Take good care of my son. Your roommates: We will. Dad: Well, we’re off. Mom:...
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Liked a video on Wednesday, Dec 19High Times Editorial Office:...
Your favorite stoned journalists are back. And they're not going to share their Nutrageous.
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Liked a video on Tuesday, Dec 11
Derrick's B-Boy
Hip hop legend Prince Reggie K keeps things old school.
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Liked an article on Monday, Dec 10
Freshman Fifteen
The best part about your first holiday home from college is that everyone will notice how fat you've gotten. "Looks like SOMEBODY put on the freshman fifteen," your drunk and ironically fat-as-hell uncle will say. But calling it the "freshman...
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Liked a video on Thursday, Dec 6
High Times Editorial Office:...
Another day at the office at the world's dankest, stickiest pot publication.
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Liked a video on Thursday, Dec 6
Hardly Working: Bless You
It's simple, we don't tolerate rudeness in the CollegeHumor office. It's just common courtesy.
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