Jessica

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  • comment Commented on a picture on Monday, Sep 10

    worthless white trash SLUTS!!!!!!!!!!
  • comment Commented on a picture on Sunday, Sep 9

    They were mexican weren't they? I saw an early 90's civic with a 1 ft wooden spoiler once...they had 3 different plastichorme spinners on their car and flame stickers on the door...I followed them and filmed the ordeal...realizing they were in hot pursuit they sped off and turned a corner too fast causing one of their "spinners" to go flying into the intersection...I think tastelessness is a part of their culture.
  • comment Commented on a picture on Thursday, Sep 6

    Diamond just got off her shift at the local 'steam 'n' cream' only to come home to her 8 kids crying in a huddle in the living room...they were hungry but, their food budget this month was cut back on account of the fact that momma needed a new pair of 5 inch platform stilettos. She threw some easy mack to the pack of juvenile wolves and shut the door to the only bedroom in the apartment. She was still in her uniform and let her hair loose from it's concervative librarian bun. She was about to pack a bowl when she noticed a scuff on her extremely expensive and high class dresser set. "Oh No!" she thought as she climbed atop the dresser to investigate. Her hand slipped and she almost fell causing her skirt to fly up exposing her money maker. She heard a russle at the door and right then her 5th child (a 6 year old girl with a cleft lip and one leg shorter than the other) hobbled in and shouted "SHAY CHEESE MOMMA" and snapped this photograph...she would have deleted the picture but she was too busy explaining to her other 7 children that were standing in the doorway why she was wearing "fur underwear"...later her 15 year old male babysitter (whom she regularly paid in BJ's and other similar forms of compensation) stumbled across this photo and generously distrubuted it throughout the internet for us all to enjoy as much as he did...SHINE ON YOU CRAZY DIAMOND! SHINE ON!
  • comment Commented on a picture on Thursday, Sep 6

    Damn...and I've been walking around all these years with this fantastic piece of machinery without having read the directions...silly me!
  • comment Commented on a picture on Thursday, Sep 6

    I'm probably going to get shot
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