
- Did you know: they may look clean but "good time girls," spread syphilis and gonorrhea?
- Did you know STD's were briefly popular after NBC's 2004 Super Bowl halftime Event: Playmate Fear Factor: Chlamydia Edition?
- Did you know, there's no such thing as "safe sex" with Al Quaeda on the loose?
- Did you know that a good way to avoid STDs is to not shut up about your Webkinz account?
- Did you know there's no "the good kind" of pelvic inflammatory disease?
- Did you know that when left untreated, "the clap" can quickly escalate to a standing ovation and a two song encore?
- Did you know that you can get herpes from eating breakfast? I swear it's true Jessica, so you can stop blaming me now.
- Did you know the most common STD only last nine months and is called "havin' the babies?"
- Did you know, my girlfriend's going to be worried when she sees I've googled STD's?



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