Everyone run! Godzilla has returned! He's attacking the city! Oh my god, he just ripped through all our power lines! He's eating an entire skyscraper! Oh no, he's destroying my favorite nightclub! And he's got a really hot girl in his claws! Look,...
I realize it's hard to accept, Bill, but you've got to realize that there's more at stake here than your $42,000 salary and complete health and dental coverage. You see, years ago, the Zilandrians put in place a program that would search out the...
Hey. I'm so mad. I totally got points off for some stupid reason. Yeah, like he didn't even write what they were off for. I'm so mad. That's like four fucking points right there. I mean, Christ, I went to office hours and...
1.BIOCHEM 216: Decomposition2.PYSCH 120: Abnormal Psych and Eating Disorders (Lab in the girls' bathroom)3.PHYS 415: Schroedinger's Cat is Either Alive, Dead, or On Your Plate4.SOCIO 345: Why There's Always One Hot Chick at the Fat Girl Table5....
Hey ladies. Did you notice I'm wearing a fedora? I am. That's what they call this hat, and by they, I mean the committee on hats that once convened in Charleston in 1862. You're right, I totally did just make that it. I improv-ed it. Hey,...
Everyone run! Godzilla has returned! He's attacking the city! Oh my god, he just ripped through all our power lines! He's eating an entire skyscraper! Oh no, he's destroying my favorite nightclub! And he's got a really hot girl in his claws! Look,...
The referee was later dismissed on official grounds of "acting the fool."
Hey. I'm so mad. I totally got points off for some stupid reason. Yeah, like he didn't even write what they were off for. I'm so mad. That's like four fucking points right there. I mean, Christ, I went to office hours and...
Office relationships can be complicated. Some more so than others.