Dan B.
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- September 10th, 2007
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About Me
Dan is a semi-celebrity in downstate Illinois. A one-hit wonder of sorts, he gained nationwide attention following his stellar rendition of "All I Want for Christmas (Is my Two Front Teeth)" at his fourth grade Christmas pageant. Dan soon after dissapeared from the limelight, sparking rumors of his artistic transformation. He reemerged in the summer of 1998 with the announcement of his upcoming album "Seventh Grade Pinch-Runner Blues". The album, which was to feature the fiery single, "Smoke that Ball Big Mac (Sammy Sosa Sucks)", was scrapped in its pre-production stage. Dan then retired, citing his "stupid-ass changing voice" as a key factor in the decision.
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Wrote an article on Monday, Sep 10A True Man's Guide to Leaving Class Early
If you've ever wondered the best way to leave class while proving you have disproportionately large whale testicles, then this guide's for you! A True Man's Guide to Leaving Class Early 1. Violently stuff all materials into your bag. If you do not...
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Liked a video on Wednesday, Mar 26Dolphin Humping
Dolphins are the second most intelligent animals, but only the fourth best lovers.
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Liked a video on Monday, Feb 11
Weather Girl Soulja Boy
Now you know Soulja Boy is over.
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Liked a picture on Monday, Nov 26
Mario and Lui-she.
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Liked a video on Saturday, Nov 10
Johnny Depp in Japan
This still makes more sense than Pirates of the Caribbean 3
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Liked a video on Friday, Oct 12
Lego Simpsons Couch Gag
Lincoln Log "Family Guy" proved less popular.
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