Jared here. I really liked that cat, I think. Unless it was a small dog.
Nick here. Jared is not a romantic. He once took a girl to a first date at a slaughterhouse. He...
No treats.
With all the wisdom he's collected over those thousands of years it's hard to understand why he...
"What did I do to deserve this?"
I've heard the expression "boom mic in a china shop" but this is ridiculous.