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  • Monday, Aug 24 2009
  • Don: When a man visits a website, he's looking for something more than code and images. He's looking for...himself. He's looking for something that makes him special. But a man is nothing if he feels lost in the vastness and anonymity of the internet.

    Campbell:
    Where are you going with this, Draper?

    Don: What if the ad existed on it's own separate window? A window that would just "pop-up," as if out of thin air? Like a lightbulb flashing above your head - here it is. It's the answer to the question you didn't even know you were asking.

    Campbell:
    But why wouldn't he just minimize or close the window? What's so special about it?

    Don: It's not the window that's special, Campbell. It's the man who clicks it. In fact, the window isn't a window at all. It's a mirror. It's a reflection of the man's specialness...his soul. It tells him that he's the one millionth visitor, and he's won a free iPod Shuffle.

    Campbell: That's preposterous!

    Don: Even if he isn't actually the one millionth visitor, he's still one in a million. He's unique, he's special. That's why the ad popped up. Because of him. The pop-up ad is just for him, no one else. That's why he clicked it.

    Campbell: But we can't just give away millions of iPod Shuffles!


  • Friday, Dec 19 2008
  • The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules - If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.

    The Nominees
    • A) Rutgers UniversitySubmitted by E

      Professor: In the geocentric model the greeks believed that everything revolved around the Earth..

      Lil' Galileo: Were the greeks right?

    • B) University of CTSubmitted by Tyler

      Professor: ...and one of the best things that the French did was adopt equality for all people.
      Genius: Did they include African Americans in that as well?



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