Number of forks in your dorm room Thrill of stealing Plastic dishes washed at your place Plastic dishes thrown out at your place Number of backpacks with chicken residue in the bottom Times you've tried sledding on a dining hall tray
Parker Brothers recently released an all new "honest" Monopoly board. This new version cuts through all the bullsh*t of the regular board and allows players to experience the game the way it was meant to be played.
I was going through some of my notes from junior high the other night and came across a love letter I wrote to Jessica King, this really pretty girl who sat two rows in front of me in my 8th-grade U.S. History class.
In retrospect, my romantic sentiments could have been better expressed.