He's protecting his coworkers from terrorism, whether they like it or not.

Best of the Summer - "And another thing, every fall all the leaves on my oak tree fall off. Explain that, government."

Iz on ur computr, captioning ur videeowzz!

They vant to... get along.

This is what happens when corporations change pwn3rship.

You can run, but he can't hide.

The Lord is my shepherd, and shepherds get 25% interest.

Sure, he'll save Hyrule. But first...

Local flora : 1 Racecar: 0.

Beware of adorable, homicidal lamps.

This is embarrassing, even for someone who was in Airplane!

From the creators of Cash Cab. Win up to $300 toward any major surgery!

Road trip! To photograph the entire country.

Wow. That other guy had to be going at least 161mph. Probably much faster.

Fighting terrorists is hard enough without a frog yelling at you.

Meet George Jetson... and all the secrets he's trying to hide.

If you're not married by the time you're two you've missed your chance. You're an old maid.

You always remember your first state of awkward, terrified uncertainty.

He missed the world record by one rotation.

Tired of hitting normal passing shots to set up match point in a semifinal of a Grand Slam, Federer decided to make things interesting!