Terror is elementary.

You did it all for the cookie.

The Internet video that YOU helped to write.

You can do three things with sheep: eat them, make them into sweaters, and create innovative works of living art. This is that second thing.

Wow, when you're famous, you can do anything. Even if it's as lame as crashing the news.

There were three terrorists on this plane, but they changed their minds after the third song.

This is the most normal milk ad Japan has ever produced.

I'll forgive you if you do another Ninja Turtles song.

This summer, witness the epic tale of a special blend of herbs and spices. (From Jimmy Kimmel Live)

Be warned, ways 10 through 19 get a little weird.

This is almost as laughable as the Reagan Administration. OPEN YOUR EYES, PEOPLE.

Cookie Monster takes a brief break from singing every metal song to try out rap.

You're never too old to learn to protect yourself.

Dropping stuff is for losers. Sleeping outside is for winners.

The duo square off in an intellectual battle royale. Two men enter, three men leave.

The original parkour. He died how he lived, plummeting from tall buildings in a button-down shirt and loafers.

For those who thought the only thing missing from the first Powder was sex and rock n' roll -- namely, everyone.

Michael Ian Black talks his ass off about his new book "Chicken Cheeks"

Go ahead, show this to your four year old.

I thought he was better in the barbecue.