Eddy
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- Colorado School of Mines
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- December 29th, 2006
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About Me
I am the only surviving member of either army at the battle of Thermopylae. I invented both peanut butter and bifocals. The movie "The Terminator" is loosely based on my exploits. My first words were "They stompin the yard, where you from?" I thought it was awesome when the crazy Nip/Tuck babysitter got hit by a bus. I feel that flipping people off is only 100% satisfying if you shove your middle finger into their face. Lastly, I am more than confident that Jack Bauer would wreck Chuck Norris if he wasn't too busy shooting people's wives and eating people's necks.
The End.
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Wrote an article on Wednesday, Oct 8Easy Photoshop Pictures That I Think Would Make Kickass TV Shows
Little People, Big World of Warcraft.
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Wrote an article on Monday, May 7
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Its rly dum 4 ppl 2 rite stuff like this on the net. I h8 it. If ur stoopid enuff to rite this way, I bet ur not doin nething gr8 with the xtra time u have jus B/C ur skippin a few letters. Its hard 4 ppl 2 read 2. R U rly so lazy that u cant rite...
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Wrote an article on Monday, Apr 23
The average "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" contestant explains how they know the right answer:
Well, you see, when I was a small child growing up in the Midwest, my grandma used to cook these delicious pumpkin pies... We would go to her house for holidays, and there were always at least two pies baking in the oven. So, one day, my older...
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Uploaded a picture on Wednesday, Apr 11Shit's weak, green monkeys!
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Uploaded a video on Saturday, Jan 27
Brokeback Mountain II
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Liked a video on Friday, Aug 29Photograph, a Nickelback...
And you thought Nickelback couldn't get any better.
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Commented on a article on Friday, May 23Uncle Miles calmly tried to explain to the press that he had heard that life in plastic was, in fact, fantastic. -
Commented on a video on Tuesday, Dec 4He should get a record deal...and Rick Allen from Def Leppard can play drums!
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Liked a video on Monday, Oct 22
Brohemian Rhapsody
From the vault... CollegeHumor's epic frat party music video.
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Commented on a picture on Friday, May 25Madness?! THIS IS MINI-SPARTA!
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