CollegeHumor: Comments by Zane

The Magic of Mammaries

Fri, 29 May 2009 08:00:00 -0400

Caption Contest: 3/23

Mon, 23 Mar 2009 13:30:00 -0400

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RULES: Submit your one best caption as a comment. No replies. No retries. Winner gets a free BustedTee. Keep reading to vote on last week's finalists...

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:945989"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/4/collegehumor.8879997c887ae4b37f766c44f2de531f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-03-23 13:30:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:945989">Susanna Wolff</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:53"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 48 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

How to get your girlfriend to play videogames

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 14:00:00 -0400

<table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> From a girl who's held a few joysticks in her day

*Results not typical

1. Make the night about her-
Order in some food, cuddle up on the couch, hell, light a few candles. For this to work, she's going to need to think this night revolves around her pleasure. The key to success lies in how you introduce the idea. Say the wrong thing and you'll be shutting down before you even hit the power button. Try to speak her language. I suggest something along the lines of:

"I want to share my interests with you so that we can understand each other better."
OR
"My buddies want me to hang out with them but I'm feeling a little low tonight. Let's stay in and eat junk food and snuggle!"

2. A little booze never hurts-
Of course, I'm not promoting non-consensual gaming. However, a little social lubricant will help to get even the most reluctant girlfriend over her inhibitions and into whatever you two want to play. Just make sure she remembers the whole thing in the morning, else your sorry ass is back to level 1.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1686565"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/6/a/collegehumor.b8779836487f830fdf97747a60b6d0a8.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-03-10 14:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1686565">Genevieve</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:264"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 121 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Parents Just Don't Understand: 3/3

Tue, 03 Mar 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Do your parents not understand technology? Do they ask you stupid questions? Do they send you absurd text messages? Do they use words like "MyFace,""SpaceBook,"or "The World Wide Web?"

If you've got an example of your Parents Just Don't Understanding, submit it here!

And thank God we'll never be as dumb as they are!

Your parents' Playstation 3.

My professor has tried to show different DVD's in class for the past 4 weeks. She couldn't get any of them to work so tonight she decided she was just going to show a VHS tape because "it's simple and I know how to work it." It took her 20 minutes to get it to show on the projector. Now she's trying to turn the volume on. Class ends in 10 minutes.
Chase Page, Ball State

My dad asked me how to turn his phone to vibrate. I told him he could press and hold the * button till the phone vibrated. He asked me how he would know if it worked....
Ashley M

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:945989"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/4/collegehumor.8879997c887ae4b37f766c44f2de531f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-03-03 15:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:945989">Susanna Wolff</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:53"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 120 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

You know, nobody forced you to become a teacher.

Fri, 16 Jun 2006 00:45:00 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1692580"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/6/b/collegehumor.6e7933d6d34468abf9066f5b3d144531.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:949">Jason Chavannes</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 42 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Can't help it... it's just so juicy!

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 15:47:04 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1821681"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/2/5/collegehumor.107feee26131660cdda7ac95844f56a7.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:7981">Lyndi</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:532"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 2 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Don't Get C*ck Blocked (Music Video)

Thu, 19 Feb 2009 12:15:00 -0500

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1899527"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/6/6/collegehumor.99a10e9661e3e6dc0ac76106e12b66d7.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1599514">Whodoyouknowhere.com</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 465 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

"This picture was taken at the NC state fair and I don't think the guy in the background realized how Scooby-Doo was being held."

Wed, 30 Oct 2002 00:00:00 -0500

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Piano Prank

Sun, 25 Jan 2009 16:18:00 -0500

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Unsafe Sex

Mon, 10 Dec 2007 13:45:00 -0500

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1793043"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/8/c/collegehumor.9c2be3c8d87a6799f12db6dc95f8d9c7.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:21877">CH Staff</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 650 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Holiday News Feed: Santa vs. Jesus

Tue, 23 Dec 2008 18:00:00 -0500

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:326"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/9/collegehumor.45397a4c6c8241522ef776b95348cf0f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-12-23 18:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:326">Jeff Rosenberg</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1236"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 538 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Stoner-Vision

Fri, 19 Dec 2008 16:30:00 -0500

Sober ::: High

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Saving Pvt. Nemo

Wed, 24 Jan 2007 17:30:08 -0500

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"They caught the mistake after printing 8,000 of them."

Wed, 13 Jul 2005 00:00:00 -0400

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A hottest bartender from Ontario. Maybe now that there is no hockey they just have more time or something, but right now Canada is running away with this contest.

Mon, 21 Feb 2005 00:00:00 -0500

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