I'm not sure if this is a classic, but it should be.
The bartender came out with a ladder, and said that some crackhead must have changed the words...
The greatest minds of the late '70s determine our children's futures.
If only all 1-week-old kittens had severe colds!
SUNDAY: Finally! Tomorrow morning I start my paper route! I'll have so much money to buy things that normal children my age purchase in stores... of some sort.MONDAY: Paper route started today. Pretty good first run I think. It was pretty easy...
Seriously though, she should have asked before eating those dumplings.
You shoulda seen this guy at his surprise party...