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1 year agoGhost Ridin' Grandma
AKA Ghost Ridin' Miss Daisy.
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1 year agoManager Ejected
You'd be livid too if you were the manager of a AA baseball team.
view in contextTimmy C June 04, 2007
there is tragedy in all of this, he left the stadium, beat his wife, shot his dog finally he killed himself by leaving the car on in the garage while he jerked off one last time.
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1 year agoMaybe an anime club?
From Mattview in contextTimmy C May 07, 2007
they actually built a capsule hotel inside of her vagina, that way they can travel anywhere and still have the amenities of home. -
1 year agoJust hook a blizzard IV into my veins, thanks.
From Anne Bouleanuview in contextTimmy C May 07, 2007
TomR...come on over, you can rail the shit out of my mom....i don't have a sister, but i'm sure my brother would rub your balls a little bit.
it was my first 100 posts, i'm not an asshole, i don't have to say "First" in fact if you look at my posts, i'm a "first"-basher. i'd rather see ppl start conversation and debate such as "are fat ppl really funnier than midgets?"
i say yes. while midgets are cute with their little hands and feet, the morbidly obese are funnier. first of all, ever see a morbidly obese person with a hat on? funny. ever see a morbidly obese person walk? funny. ever see a morbidly obese person attack a mcdonald's manager because she didn't get enough fries? funny. and can i ask you, can a midget jump over the counter? the answer is no.view in contextTimmy C May 07, 2007
fat people are funnier than midgets
this is post 100 i'd like to thank all those who made it possible, bones, ler, caroline, streeter and cockboy
you can rip me now. -
1 year agoMilimeters Matter
Don't worry, insects have a sense of humor. They get why this is funny.
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1 year agoSoccer Skills
Imagine how much more control he would have if he were able to use his hands!
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1 year agoHockey Knock Out
It doesn't matter if you are 1 for 20, as long as you make that one count.
view in contextTimmy C April 30, 2007
you are the funniest person ever did you know that.
if anyone knew what this was, this fight is not unexpected. this is a pair of minor league teams, you know the movie SLAPSHOT, it's kinda like that. -
1 year agoHow is it taking two people to hold her up?
From Ralph101view in contextTimmy C April 30, 2007
i knew exactly what he meant...but still...she has enough problems with her son not only being a midget but a retard when it comes to medieval weapons to only be "that lady from the midget tv show"view in contextTimmy C April 30, 2007
first of all it was my first thought.
second it's "little people big world" i feel zach's mother deserves a little more respect. -
1 year agoWhen the dryer said put a quarter in...
From jeff at Northern Michigan -
1 year agoMMMBOP
One of many reasons that people need to be aware of digital cameras when they sing Hanson songs
From Timmy C at North Carolina State -
1 year agoTHE PERIODIC TABLE IS NOT A JOKE YOU UNGRATEFUL FUCKS!
From Eric at University of Tennesseeview in contextTimmy C April 23, 2007
thanks for passing judgment.
lyndi can i ask, did you get up on the wrong side of a fratboy's bed this morning?
my fault..i thought you were talking about me (Tim) but you meant him (douche Tim)view in contextTimmy C April 23, 2007
alice you're my hero.
one time BRASKY took me to a vacant lot and told me, lets have a drink, i'll be damned if they didn't build a bar around us. When they opened up, Brasky ordered 2 shots, we drank em and he torched the place. He said to me "Always leave things the way you find them." TO BILL BRASKY!! -
1 year ago"About 15 people rounded up some 200 Christmas trees and placed them in the lawn, driveway, trees, basketball hoop, and on top of the garage of a friend who was vacationing."
From Joey at University of Iowaview in contextTimmy C April 23, 2007
the worst part is the house next door got covered in menorahs, the entire house was burnt to the ground.
and that kids, is no laughing matter. -
2 years agoHe didn't last as a middle school teacher.
From Grant Mullinview in contextTimmy C April 07, 2007
i can say two things...fuck the italian league but double fuck man u. -
2 years agoThe fine is 20 dollars and a new nickname.
From Jay -
2 years agoI once sucked dick for books.
view in contextTimmy C March 23, 2007
you could all die sad and alone having never pleasured a woman. -
2 years agoLook at the bright side, this might be a time saver in the morning.
From Kam -
2 years agoCookie Monster
From Joe Bob at South Dakota Stateview in contextTimmy C March 22, 2007
thank you tom.
and also, kiddie porn is not what we're after...if she was throwing up the shocker i could allow it.
i don't think the national picks reflect the sentiments of the nation. next thing we know a picture of 4 guys throwing up on a horse is going to be telling us about global warming. i hear it's the next step after you won in a popular vote but get fucked by a bunch of old white men. -
2 years agoLook at the kid holding the bong. Is that satisfaction, or drunken lust?
From sandbagger at Texas -
2 years agoLadies and gentleman of the jury, I intend to prove that my client was not frontin, and was in fact set up!
From Caitlin at Johnson & Wales -
2 years agoHey, that guy got his own TV show!
Timmy C
North Carolina State
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you know david beckham? yeah, i'm him only shit broke, not boinking posh spice and i lack talent. You throw those out though, same guy.
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