Anyone that has ever dated a blonde knows how constantly entertaining it can be, not because of their looks or all too common high pitched voice, but because of some of their quotes that make you wonder to yourself "She has to be fucking kidding."...
-You get a DUI the next morning on your way to work.-You find yourself waking up in what you think is your basement... It's jail.-You wonder why you found the fire extinguisher empty in your bedroom.-You vaguely remember needing to buy a pregnancy...
-You get a DUI the next morning on your way to work.-You find yourself waking up in what you think is your basement... It's jail.-You wonder why you found the fire extinguisher empty in your bedroom.-You vaguely remember needing to buy a pregnancy...