Man: “Hi, there. My name’s Rick. What’s your name?” Woman: “My name is Fuck Off, Creep.” Man: “Hey there, honey. My name’s…” Woman: “Rick. Yeah, I know. I met you here last...
Your girlfriend's hasshole.
I've never taken any real, college-level psychology classes. My freshman year, I enrolled in an introductory course on Freudian psychoanalysis, listened to a synopsis of his proposed stages of psychosexual development and made a bee-line for the...
I know a girl who loves me more than I doI know a world of girls that I've lied to who have tried to.I know I'm not the man I'd aspired to become.I know my parts don't equal my sum.I know what they total.I know that it's more than a mole hill.I...
I know a girl who loves me more than I doI know a world of girls that I've lied to who have tried to.I know I'm not the man I'd aspired to become.I know my parts don't equal my sum.I know what they total.I know that it's more than a mole hill.I...