This was pretty much the highlight of watching Olympic women's basketball.

This town deserves a better class of Facebook graffiti artists...and I'm gonna give it to them.

Ninja Flash Mob

An impromptu ninja fight emerges on UC Berkeley campus.

Even heaven has a New Jersey.

Bus Misses Road

"Where we're going, we don't need roads."

Seven Words

Comedy legend George Carlin died last night at the age of 71. Here he is performing his famous, supreme-court-decision-worthy routine.

I'll take, I dunno, a million?

Bad parenting or superbaby?

Chest bumping everyone is Bush's new peace plan.

Sorry actually homeless people, but I gave this girl five dollars.

"Always carry a sharpie."

"What have I done to deserve this?!"

Bo Fo' Sho

Bo Burnham's latest hit is so off the hook the beat is a dialtone.

"This was in the break room at the grocery store that I work at."

Vaudeville routines of the 21st century.

"I work at a photo store, this was in the 'never picked up' bin."

Moments later, he was dead.

Breaking things fun. Come break things!

Cheers!

Makes a terrible stress ball.