A Realistic College Diploma

God Acts Like My Roommate

God: Adam, might I speak with thou for a moment?Adam: Yes my Lord?God: It seems that fruit is missing from my tree. Adam: Indeed my Lord! Eve tasted from the tree earlier this morning! God: ...What did thou say? Adam: My blessed Eve, she ate from...

Notes That Your Mom Put In Your Lunch Over the Years

Darth Vader tries to buy beer with his Anakin Skywalker ID

Darth Vader places two cases of beer on the counterCashier: Can I see your ID?Vader: Really? I'm much older than 21... I don't think anyone has even carded me before...do you really think I'm a minor?Cashier: Sorry sir, it's store policy.Vader:...

Letter of Apology to the Girl Whose Boob I Touched By Accident on the Bus

Tanner123 College DriveColegetown, USA12345Dear Miss,On September 25th, 2007 at approximately 11:15 A.M., I accidentally touched your left breast. We were on the bus passing the student center when it happened. Perhaps you were aware because you...

Defender Of The Crown

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