The Raven
by Edgar Allan Poe, 17
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I porn surfed, weak and weary,
Over many a strange and spurious site of "hot xxx galore"--
When I clicked my favorite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning
And my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour.
"'Tis not possible," I muttered, "Give me back my free hardcore!"--
Quoth the server, 404.