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2 days agoClark had a little too much to drink last night... then saw a duck in the reservoir.
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haha i got the same thing
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2 days agoTruly Southern Belles.
From KD at Syracuseview in contextSecretary My Own Hero yesterday
Thank god i finally found something to do later guys i'll be back later i'm sureview in contextSecretary My Own Hero yesterday
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNMxqBqj-5k
^ i have and enjoy that album very muchview in contextSecretary My Own Hero yesterday
^^^^ one with clothes on. I'm sorry that was inappropriate
v thanks haha what would i do with out you?view in contextSecretary My Own Hero yesterday
^^ then I'm in come pick me up
smash i'm not annoying and i'll be there
alright shoes i'll be waitingview in contextSecretary My Own Hero yesterday
I love her ^6
edit: vv i dont care she can stay on her backview in contextSecretary My Own Hero yesterday
ok but you have to teach me cuzi cant dance worth a damn
V i lol'dview in contextSecretary My Own Hero yesterday
Dear Ben,
Please go kill yourself.
Thanks
Secretary My Own Heroview in contextSecretary My Own Hero yesterday
FIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!
*sits down and starts eating popcorn*view in contextSecretary My Own Hero yesterday
the shocker... when is that going to get old?
oh yeah high school
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2 days agoThis spot must for that that hot girl's lame "mom" friend.
From THE D Money -
2 days agoWill this ever get old?
From Gregview in contextSecretary My Own Hero yesterday
die then GTFO or GTFO then die, as long as you die and GTFO -
1 week agoI knew it!
From Rachelview in contextSecretary My Own Hero 5 days ago
so i just found the mother load of missed replys
http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1762924 -
1 week agoThere's a 75% chance she's been bitten and a 90% chance she's a carnie now.
From AJview in contextSecretary My Own Hero October 04, 2008
well good night CHers, it was fun
oh and Mikee GO SOX!!!!!!view in contextSecretary My Own Hero October 04, 2008
whats the magic number?
someone go ahead and get a pic ready for the buttonview in contextSecretary My Own Hero October 04, 2008
I'll feed you.......
well i can't have garlic so i am outview in contextSecretary My Own Hero October 04, 2008
Dear Mikee
GO SOX!!!!
Love
My Own Hero and Chrisview in contextSecretary My Own Hero October 04, 2008
GO SOX!!!
^^^^also GO SOCKS!!!!
Fuck man ram, he can get a man to ram himview in contextSecretary My Own Hero October 04, 2008
i can't drink anymore :(
edit: well bert I have a hiatal hernia, a partial ulcer and acid reflux so i can't drink for the next 90 daysview in contextSecretary My Own Hero October 04, 2008
I'm not.....
*BRAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINSview in contextSecretary My Own Hero October 04, 2008
So has V for Vendetta been out to long to do a V costume? -
1 week ago"Step one in preparing my roommate's ramen... That'll teach him to study 'til 3am with the light on."
From Jay at University of Pittsburgh -
1 week agoIronically this is how Edward 80 Hand separated his shoulder in the first place.
From steven at University of Arizona -
1 week agoI'd jump aboard that McCain train!
From Jenny McSmith -
2 weeks agoMost likely the best "burned into skin from reaction to henna tattoo" a 3 year-old could possibly get and have for life.
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^^^But your a king? you don't have to run for reelection -
2 weeks agoWhat a gentleman!
From Colonel jesus fish at Louisiana Stateview in contextSecretary My Own Hero 3 days ago
see thats why i voted for you PG, and smash i love your dog i just realized what your avatar was haha i feel dumb now but whateverview in contextSecretary My Own Hero 3 days ago
Mr. President i think you should have the CIA take care of this "situation" for us
but my girls here later allview in contextSecretary My Own Hero 3 days ago
She still wants me back and i know she dose. but omg its annoying as shit. shes so fucking retarded and all her friends hate her now and they all like me so that sucks for her but the girl I'm "with" hates her ass sooo much and she thinks they are friends but new girl is like if i ever see/talk to her i'm going to tell her where to go.
edit: Zeppy you dropped your pocket.
edit2: Smash was that pic for me? or something
edit3: excuse me mr dildo for thinking about the girl i spent for years of my life with and thought i was going to marry. geez if its ok with you i might be a little confused knowing the the girl i loved still wants me and wondering what could have been. i know i should give a shit but thats a lot of time in my young life, so excuse me if i still think about her from time to timeview in contextSecretary My Own Hero 3 days ago
ok so im putting this here cuz i dont want to bring the button. but why won't my ex die?
she is a retarded bitch that i dumped found out she cheated on and now won't leave me alone even tho shes "in love" with her new boyfriend who shes been dating for like 5 months 2 of which why she was still "talking" to meview in contextSecretary My Own Hero 3 days ago
http://www.thepajamacompany.com/store/product.php?productid=16706&cat=640&page=1view in contextSecretary My Own Hero 3 days ago
^^^Cuz no girl would talk to you and actually want to, well unless she was saying stay away from meview in contextSecretary My Own Hero 3 days ago
Mr. President can i have a job?
edit: i don't want VP just Secretary of somethingview in contextSecretary My Own Hero 3 days ago
Both
edit: good catch President your a prepared DRUNK not alcoholicview in contextSecretary My Own Hero 3 days ago
C'mon Wake, Jesus
Edit:I am watching the wake forest game and they are sucking assview in contextSecretary My Own Hero 3 days ago
I bought that movie the other day for 5 bucks at wal martview in contextSecretary My Own Hero 3 days ago
Dear Me,
You are my hero.
Love
Me
edit: smash, becauseview in contextSecretary My Own Hero 3 days ago
GO SOX!!! fuck Manny
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2 weeks agoShe makes a lot of valid points in the middle or her argument, but they tend to be lost in the jumble of things.
From psugirlview in contextSecretary My Own Hero October 01, 2008
well i have to go now. i'll be back on tonight tho and i want a full reportview in contextSecretary My Own Hero October 01, 2008
ok i replied like 8 minutes ago but CH is being gay, i said yeah she doseview in contextSecretary My Own Hero October 01, 2008
bert now call wal-mart and say a guy with brown hair aand green eyes about 6'10 just tried to pick up your 11 year old daughter
edit: v find out what hes wearing and when he gets there do it
so i looked for the wal-mart by the airports phone number but there are like 3 soview in contextSecretary My Own Hero October 01, 2008
if he tells you what he looks like call that wal-mart and say there is a man trying to pick up little girls see if you can get him arrested. i have no idea whats going onview in contextSecretary My Own Hero October 01, 2008
whats going on here?
Edit: v maybe save it for later then cuz i may not be on for much longer but i deff want to knowview in contextSecretary My Own Hero October 01, 2008
I'm here...... damn parents
But shes on her way and i need a shower bbl -
2 weeks agoGiving new meaning to the game "Stone Face".
From Keith Waguespackview in contextSecretary My Own Hero October 02, 2008
well folks i think i am going to call it a night, and a great one at that. good night, see you tomorrow actually i won't b/c i am getting my stomach scoped tomorrow afternoon so i'll see you all Friday maybe.
I'm turning in to dildo, with these long ass post
EDIT: THANKS GUYS!!!!!!!!!!! :) hahaview in contextSecretary My Own Hero October 02, 2008
haha nice im glad that went well, and thanks me tooview in contextSecretary My Own Hero October 02, 2008
If Halloween goes as planned a ninja will be boning a ______ (not sure what shes doing yet) by the end of the nightview in contextSecretary My Own Hero October 02, 2008
Okay but i better get details and lots of them. anyway so she came over and she said she was going to be leaving soon. so i was pretty bummed and she got here about 8 i think and i gave her, her present. so we talked til about 10 then the guy she was going to go see called and she was like "yeah I'll leave here in a second" and i was like fuck so about midnight we started eating her cake cuz i have to go to the doctor tomorrow and can't eat after midnight. well she left 30 min ago and it was amazing. things happened not going to lie. thats about it sorry its longview in contextSecretary My Own Hero October 02, 2008
I just had a fucking awesome night! how did it go with Preston? -
2 weeks agoThree 6 Mafia invades a college party and impregnates 36 sorority girls.
From Donnie Foster at California State Polytechnicview in contextSecretary My Own Hero October 03, 2008
I'm back what did i miss
and now I'm going to bed cuz i just dozed off at my desk good night -
2 weeks agoThis isn't so much funny as it is incredibly disturbing and eerie.
From Easy E -
2 weeks agoMonkey Sibling Rivalry
Monkeys will be boys!
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2 weeks agoThe other side has a picture of Chris Farley on the body of a wild boar.
From dancin batmanview in contextSecretary My Own Hero 6 days ago
he's from west Virginia hes cousin dosen't think hes weird.....errr i mean wife wait........ -
2 weeks agoIn Montana this is how you settle a dispute over the bounce back rule.
From Tylerview in contextSecretary My Own Hero October 01, 2008
I have to stop watching food network at night. i'm so hungry
and on that I'm going to bed. Good night CHers I will not see you until Thursday night I am spending tomorrow eating cake and watching movies with you know who.view in contextSecretary My Own Hero October 01, 2008
^^^^yeah man i hear that, and i'm not really trying fir anything more then what we are now so it works.
^^^ thanks smash
that sucks Chris i'm sorry that your Girlfriend isn't ariound
v^v^v^>>>V^v^^^^^vvvvvvv SMASH!!!!!!!!view in contextSecretary My Own Hero October 01, 2008
shes good she was actually here earlier, its her birthday so i made her a cake. hows life?
edit: ^was it me? wait was it that slut across the street? i told that bitch to stay the fuck away i'll be right back *grabs gun and heads out the door*
v thanks Chris. i think you're being sincereview in contextSecretary My Own Hero October 01, 2008
so how is everyone?
Edit: v that's sad, that that's the highlight of your night when you were drinking. -
2 weeks agoThe "i" in McCain seems to have faded... washed in a reservoir of sweet sweet sweat thinking about Johnny Boy in the hot seat.
From Carolview in contextSecretary My Own Hero September 29, 2008
Dear, CollegeHumor.com
I am begging you please do not let this go national. I swear it will be the last picture I will ever see on this site.
Love,
My Own Hero -
2 weeks agoTeeth 2: Beavers Trap Trojans
From Colonel jesus fish at Louisiana Stateview in contextSecretary My Own Hero 3 days ago
ok so it wont let me edit but it dosent work so back to my own hero
anyway im going to be night guys play niceview in contextSecretary My Own Hero 3 days ago
Well i don't know if it will work. its going to be D squared but like with the super script 2. D² is how i do it on myspaceview in contextSecretary My Own Hero 3 days ago
Toes actually ean
it dosen't really work I saw something on TV or read something I'm not sure but whatever it was it said it was impossible to do. All you can do is increase the flow of blood to it.view in contextSecretary My Own Hero 3 days ago
I hate CH so much
edit: I'm changing my name on here i think. should i?view in contextSecretary My Own Hero 3 days ago
haha not a lot bert just busy and in a mad mood lately how about you?
v yeah i hear that man
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