About Me
I have a beard. And i know how to use it. Tom Selleck is my mentor. I have kicked an 80 year old woman in the tit....twice. FUCK AL GORE...I invented the internet, with the help of Tom Selleck. I would kill myself if I ever played Dungeons and Dragons. Turkey sandwiches roooooock! The rock even harder if they are freshly prepared by Tom Selleck. I shit my pants in the 2nd grade, totally not my fault, dumb bitch teacher didn't believe me that I had to use the bathroom. I showed her.