Billy Mays: How was your day, honey?
Sham-Wow: Well, Vince from work told me that I'm German.
Billy Mays: Well, Germans make good stuff.
Telephone Rings
Sham-Wow: I'll get it... Hello?
Ron Popiel: Do you love me?
Sham-Wow: Are you f*cking serious?! You know you're not supposed to call during dinner or even this number!
Ron Popiel: Well, I'm sorry, but this whole fling is getting to me. I want more, babe, I need your Shammy touch.
Billy Mays: Who is it, honey?
Sham-Wow: No one... it's no one.
Ron Popiel: I'm no one?! You sucked up fifty percent of my cola, wine and coffee stain on the first pass, and got the rest on the second. You even checked the bottom on my rug sample to see if it was DRY!
Sham-Wow: I will call you later. I promise.
Ron Popiel: Don't you hang up on-
Hangs up phone
Sham-Wow: So! Where were we?
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