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Wrote an article on Wednesday, Mar 26Alternate ways to end "..and then I found 5 dollars" stories
...and then I stabbed him in the face....and then I put my pants on and said "Thank you for the lovely tea party"...and then I drank the rest of my flask and said "This funeral is LAME!!"...and then I asked if she had the antidote for the poison I...
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Wrote an article on Tuesday, Jul 3
When I Drink: A Prayer
Lord of Youth, hold me steady when I drink. Grant me thebalance and determination to stand on my own two feet when my companions and I turn to liquor for fun.Burn thou into my mind and heart an awareness of whatalcohol I have drank this eve. Let...
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Wrote an article on Thursday, May 10
10 Deductive Truths About Women With "Buttons" as Reference
buttons, babe."8. Women tend to sing in harmony, and also tend to present themselves in dress common of a high-class stripper.9. If Women cannot get their message across to the men of their audience, a "hot, smooth verse dropped by the one and...
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Wrote an article on Thursday, May 10
Ever wonder why so many of your friends have birthdays in May???
As a graduate student, one comes to apply deductive reasoning to many social and scientific issues that still remain unanswered. It is the duty of the academically gifted to offer clues to some of the most bizzare and inane questions that you...
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Commented on a video on Monday, Jul 14I always wondered who was in M.O.P... -
Commented on a video on Monday, Jun 23Is her name really Stace Hole or is that a typo? Maybe it's supposed to be "Stace's"??
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Commented on a article on Wednesday, Apr 2Yeah. It's the button that allows me to directly offend you by telling you to go suck a bag of dicks...
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Commented on a article on Wednesday, Apr 2That's because most of them ARE butter-faces. However, standards are a luxury when money's involved. A post-it note on my screen will suffice as a make-shift brown bag.
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Liked an article on Wednesday, Mar 26Alternate ways to end "..and then I found 5 dollars" stories
...and then I stabbed him in the face....and then I put my pants on and said "Thank you for the lovely tea party"...and then I drank the rest of my flask and said "This funeral is LAME!!"...and then I asked if she had the antidote for the poison I...
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