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UPDATE! -8 hours after the petition started we have almost 400 likes and over200 signature comments! Keep it up!!!!! Be sure to copy the link forthis article into any comments on anything else on the site!

UPDATE! -WOW the movement is growing guys! Almost 1000 likes and over 500comments AND I see many of you are linking this article into CHOriginal videos!!! Keep it up guys, but don't just do it in the CHOriginals, link this article in ANYTHING you can. Lets spread the wordfor everyone to join the revolution!

UPDATE! - WE HIT 1000 LIKES!Way to go guys, we are doing great! So 1000 likes, is that alot? Let meput it this way: in the Articles section the most liked article of thismonth only has 1,500 likes. Upon looking further, the MOST LIKEDarticle of all time has 3,200. People, we need 2,201 more likes to become the most liked article of all time on Collegehumor!!! Letssend the message to CH! Please be sure to post the link into any videoyou see and spread the word since no matter how many times I updatethis and get it reviewed, they won't publish it to the main page. Jointhe revolution to free the HUH!

UPDATE! - HOLY CRAP WE HIT 2000 LIKES!!!!!!!! This is amazing guys, we now have more 'likes' than any published article on Collegehumor in the past month!This is all thanks to you guys, keep up the good work and please pleaseplease copy the link and post it in anything on collegehumor to spreadthe word! And if you see someone posted it show your support!! ((On aside note I am now Guy Fawkes, since I figure it is more appropriatethen Joe Wilson when fighting the man! If you want, become a guy fawkestoo, lets make an army of rebels! haha))

UPDATE! - Amazing news guys! We are now have more likes than the MOST LIKED PUBLISHED ARTICLE OF ALL TIME! We now have over 3000 likes!!!Itstime for Collegehumor to stop denying us and publish the article tothemain page! Be sure to switch your profile pic to Guy Fawkes too sowecan show our support!

It's been an entire week since your last confession and there's been a lot of good, solid sinning going on across the country. Check out the top 5 and don't forget to submit your misdeeds to our submission page!

Emilio, remember the night after you watched Paranormal Activity, when you were dragged off your bed and into the hallway which caused you to piss your pants? I still get laughing fits remembering that.
Xaeroe Ecks, UT

That wasn't pink eye. I put some steel wool shavings in your contact case and dipped the tip of your eye liner in dish soap.
Dee B, BSC

I met my girlfriend at the very start of freshman year, and we dating all the way through. Over the summer, her parents made her go to Korea, for pretty much the whole summer. Because when she got back it would be around our 1 year anniversary. I spent $250 on Rosetta Stone to learn Korean for her. Spent the summer doing that. I also spent $300 on Phantom of the Opera tickets. She got back, three days later, broke up with me over a text message. Now I'm single, I can speak Korean, and have an extra front row ticket to Phantom of the Opera.
-Justin, NYU

My wife of less than a month just got mad at me b/c my sim in Sims 3 has a girlfriend who is not her. Never mind the fact, her sim has 3 boyfriends and an illegitimate child.
-Ev

My ex-girlfriend in high school left me for a guy that does melee and wears a kilt.
-Donn