He's protecting his coworkers from terrorism, whether they like it or not.

He has the voice of an angel now.

1.21 gigawatts of dope rhymes.

This is a real commercial for a real mobile home company. Everything Robert says in it is true. If more commercials were like this, I wouldn't have to Tivo past them.

A great last-minute idea for a Halloween costume!

It's time to rethink "if at first you don't succeed."

They vant to... get along.

You can run, but he can't hide.

Mickey Rourke's face was reason enough to make this.

Haha! Look at those nerds with their true love!

I think this commercial is trying to rob me.

It's 10 minutes long, but you can get a lot of enjoyment out of it if you let it load and skip around.

"Why you gotta ask so many questions, motherf*cker? To make sure that I receive the proper medical attention? Oh."

If only Biggie were still alive to collaborate with Hannah Montana for real.

Step aside Wu-Tang, there's a new rapper in town. But it's not Jon Lajoie.

Fighting terrorists is hard enough without a frog yelling at you.

Not even if he was the first man on Earth.

There are only 19 of these parrots left in the wild, but in 9 months it'll be 19 and one half-parrot. half-human beast.

If Colbert bumps this it could cause a chain reaction that would mean the end of life as we know it.

Having to live in your car is OK if your car is AWESOME.