Ha! "Because no matter how drunk he was when dived into that child's inflatable pool and severed his spine, any dude who can quote Family Guy that well totally deserves to rock it out in the afterlife." hahaha
I'm kind of impressed that UNH girl was aware of the position of Secretary of State, aware that she didn't know who was in it, and willfully decided it didn't fucking matter. At least she's consistent.