Wow. (Applause)Thank you. (Applause)Thank you. Thank you.(Applause)First of all. First of all, I would like to congratulate Senator McCain and Senators Obama and Clinton for their hard-fought campaigns.(Boos)Now, now, let's be fair. They both...
The following is a blow-by-blow parsing and translation of John Mayer's blog entry "From The Heart," a missive against self-obsession and the impact on modern media on our collective psyche. Also, it is about John Mayer being a very boring man who...
Jim? Jim! James Winningham get in here right now! Oh I'll tell you what the big deal is young man. Sit down. Earlier today, your mother was cleaning in your room and she found...well, just show him, Emily. Yep. You know what that is? Of course you...
Hilarious fake movie poster - probably would be the most popular movie in Texas if it ever came out.
Matt was my bro. We loved each other, almost as much as we loved quoting Family Guy. My world will not be the same without him. So, when I sat down to write my eulogy for my follow Delt, I thought what better place to draw inspiration that FG.If...
Wow. (Applause)Thank you. (Applause)Thank you. Thank you.(Applause)First of all. First of all, I would like to congratulate Senator McCain and Senators Obama and Clinton for their hard-fought campaigns.(Boos)Now, now, let's be fair. They both...
The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules - If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard...