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Wrote an article on Thursday, May 1Johnny McNulty's Just-In-Case Presidential Acceptance Speech
Wow. (Applause)Thank you. (Applause)Thank you. Thank you.(Applause)First of all. First of all, I would like to congratulate Senator McCain and Senators Obama and Clinton for their hard-fought campaigns.(Boos)Now, now, let's be fair. They both...
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Wrote an article on Monday, Mar 31
John Mayer's Blog: A Translator
The following is a blow-by-blow parsing and translation of John Mayer's blog entry "From The Heart," a missive against self-obsession and the impact on modern media on our collective psyche. Also, it is about John Mayer being a very boring man who...
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Wrote an article on Tuesday, Feb 19
Son, we found your pot and we're very disappointed. Also, we need the number for your dealer.
Jim? Jim! James Winningham get in here right now! Oh I'll tell you what the big deal is young man. Sit down. Earlier today, your mother was cleaning in your room and she found...well, just show him, Emily. Yep. You know what that is? Of course you...
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Uploaded a picture on Friday, Jan 4Alien Versus Alien - The Movie...
Hilarious fake movie poster - probably would be the most popular movie in Texas if it ever came out.
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Commented on a article on Monday, Sep 8Ha! "Because no matter how drunk he was when dived into that child's inflatable pool and severed his spine, any dude who can quote Family Guy that well totally deserves to rock it out in the afterlife." hahaha -
Liked an article on Monday, Sep 8Eulogy for Fraternity Brother Who Loved Family Guy
Matt was my bro. We loved each other, almost as much as we loved quoting Family Guy. My world will not be the same without him. So, when I sat down to write my eulogy for my follow Delt, I thought what better place to draw inspiration that FG.If...
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Liked an article on Thursday, May 1
Johnny McNulty's Just-In-Case Presidential Acceptance Speech
Wow. (Applause)Thank you. (Applause)Thank you. Thank you.(Applause)First of all. First of all, I would like to congratulate Senator McCain and Senators Obama and Clinton for their hard-fought campaigns.(Boos)Now, now, let's be fair. They both...
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Commented on a article on Monday, Mar 31I'm kind of impressed that UNH girl was aware of the position of Secretary of State, aware that she didn't know who was in it, and willfully decided it didn't fucking matter. At least she's consistent.
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Liked an article on Monday, Mar 31
Stupid Question Hall of Fame: The Week of 03/31
The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules - If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard...
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