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They'll never know I buried my bone here...

It may be offensive, but it is historically accurate.

The last picture this camera took.

The ugliest puppy ever.

That dog is currently watching Animal Planet in his brain.

Makes a terrible stress ball.

Cheers!

We had to smother them all with pillows to get the picture juuuust right, but it was worth it.

QUAAAAAAACK!

HAHAHHA but seriously I am going to eat your soul.

You may ask the swami one question.

You always make me be the big spoon.

Wait a second! If his hands are up, who is driving!?

If you guys can't show me ID, I can't serve you anything stronger than beer.

How to spot a carny.

Duuuuuuuuuuude, you any Alpo around here? Man I could really go for some Alpo right now that stuff is soooooooooo good.

This is the picture of where your mother and I first met.

Hold on mom, don't take the picture yet. I want to pump up.

How literal.

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