"I am away from my computer right now" - Too stupid to figure out how to set an away message, or too lazy to tell people what you're up to (which is the whole point of AIM)"ltr mch" - what the fuck does this mean? Last week it was "lbr slp plt."...
Man's best friend, teenager's worst enemy.
Don't think of him as your teacher. Think of him as your best friend. Please?
If only your school had been so straightforward.
When battle calls, you answer.