Now I just need three friends to play with!

Mike Birbiglia

Mike talks about growing up Catholic, homicidal GPS, and the consequences of a black George Bush.

Hello, Moe's Tavern?

Narcoleptic Cat

Lunesta and Meow Mix look remarkably alike.

"I saw this sign up on a professor's door at JMU."

This guy was disqualified from Wimbledon for serving with his mind.

Great, and I'll also take whatever computer Asian kids use.

Olly olly oxen free!

Keeping it casual.

Who awakes me from my slumber!!!?!

"My quiet/creepy suitemate Mike left me this hatemail on my desk two weeks befor school ended. I corrected it and gave it back."

It may be offensive, but it is historically accurate.

"This is what art majors do in 'regular' classes."

He just saw the ark of the covenant.

"wat"

You may ask the swami one question.

Terrible Riddler costume.

That jowling dog...

Prank War: The Yankee Prankee

Amir ambushes Streeter and his girlfriend at a Yankee Game by having Streeter unknowingly propose to her via JumboTron.

If you don't eat your meat, how can you have any pudding?