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Glenn Beck

CNN Headline News, Glenn Beck Conservative

Of all the pundits on television, Glenn Beck is the most outspoken despiser of phony, disingenuous, and opportunistic politicians and celebrities who turn their personal problems and the problems of others into self-indulgent money making business opportunities. And if you don't believe me, then watch his television show, or listen to his radio show, or read one of his books, or purchase a ticket to one of his live shows, where he is sure to delve into his personal story as a former alcoholic who got clean, got married, and then re-discovered religion. Beck's call for an end to political correctness carries a lot of weight, especially since he is a member of the group for whom political correctness has affected the most, the white Christian male population.

Celebrity Resemblance: Barney Rubble, but less human.

Drinking game: Chug a beer every time he complains about the Republican party, then endorses every single one of their candidates.

If He Were A 90s Band, He'd Be: Everclear, then Creed.

Douche-o-meter: 6 O'Reillys

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:34106"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/1/e/collegehumor.19dc6c6166e28b864a1f0ece84a80bf0.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-10-21 11:32:17 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:34106">Ben Joseph</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1236"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 245 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1884025 I Hate Nature Mon, 13 Oct 2008 12:05:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1884025 I Hate Nature nonadult comedy It's Planet Earth for people who hate planet Earth. olde english, sketch comedy, television, nature, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1884025"><img src="http://2.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/6/1/collegehumor.ae2095e63fc7d655d16c8cb168ed9697.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1921062">Olde English</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 975 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1832128 Don't Vote Wed, 01 Oct 2008 13:07:18 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1832128 Don't Vote nonadult comedy Sarah Silverman and Jonah Hill can make even a voting PSA funny. sarah silverman, jonah hill, politics, election, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1832128"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/4/collegehumor.9829c19d4a28bd646228f274587b7874.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1152 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1762538 Drink 'Til You Think Fri, 26 Sep 2008 17:23:18 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1762538 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:326"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/9/collegehumor.45397a4c6c8241522ef776b95348cf0f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-09-26 17:23:18 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:326">Jeff Rosenberg</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1236"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 362 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1831421 Bo Burnham On Last Call Thu, 25 Sep 2008 09:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1831421 Bo Burnham On Last Call nonadult comedy CollegeHumor's favorite satirical songster made his network TV debut Tuesday night on Last Call With Carson Daly, dishing out his usual brand of depraved acoustics across America. bo burnham, music, television, carson daly, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1831421"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/1/collegehumor.55591860643f003ca781b8915f7473e0.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:234508">Bo</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 398 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1762457 How Different Majors React To Seeing Road Kill Wed, 24 Sep 2008 18:38:54 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1762457 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Premed- "I wonder what the cause of death was? Looks like head trauma. I think I'll perform the autopsy... where did I leave my scalpel?"

Engineering- "Looks like a car hit this guy. By the amount of damage I'd say it was maybe a 4 door SUV with 4-wheel drive, off-road capabilities. This car should be installed with a small animal collision detector in the front... maybe a scoop devise or something to gently toss the animal out of the way... hmm..."

Film- "This was no accident, this was murder! Who the hell would kill a small animal? They made it look like an accident, but then, right there, it looks like someone performed an autopsy on this little guy! Something strange is going on around here, and I don't like it... Unless this rodent was in fact the killer himself, who went back in time to make this car swerve and hit his past self!"

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Specifically the Did-You-Mean feature:

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Yo. Yo. Should I do that bobbing thing with my hand? No. Too much.

How did I forget about this fast part? Just read the screen. Yo. Ok, just get the last word of the line right.

What is gov'ment cheese?

Why do these lines rhyme in the actual song, but not when I say them? I guess I have to say them with a thuggy accent.

Is it racist to say "thuggy?"
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Tongue: Ready boss!

Weiner: Yeahhh!

Brain: Relax.

Brain: She's into it! Lips part, let tongue out. Tongue, do your thing.

Tongue: Woohoo!

Brain: Whoa wait, nothing crazy. Come on, go easy for once.

Weiner: F*ck yeah! You get her, boiii!

Brain: Shut up! Everyone calm down.

Weiner: I live for this! I LIVE FOR THIS!!!!

Brain: You need to control yourself!

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Do your parents not understand technology? Do they ask you stupid questions? Do they send you absurd text messages?Do they use words like "MyFace," "SpaceBook," or "The World Wide Web?"
If you've got an example of your Parents Just Don't Understanding, submit it here!
And thank God we'll never be as dumb as they are!

Your parents' Spore.

I found my mom using two different laptops simultaneously. I asked her what she was doing and she said that this was the only way she could go to two different websites at the same time.
Alex H

My mother uses her cell phone like a walkie-talkie. She'll put the phone to her mouth to talk and then back to her ear to listen. Many times she's scolded me for starting my response before she had time to put the phone back to her ear.
Lindsey L, KU

My mom leaves her laptop charger plugged into the laptop even when it's not plugged into the wall because "there is juice (power) left in the chord."
Brenden Wenberg, Loyola

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Sober :: Drunk


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Original music by this sick new band my brother's in.

Senior Superlatives at San Dimas High
- Most Likely to Marry Medieval Princesses
- Most Likely to Save the World With Rock and Roll
- Most Excellent
-Chase Mitchell
I wish I lived in Alabama so my state was at the top of drop down menus. No other reason.
-Travis Morton
I recently tried Trident whitening gum. That sh*t is powerful. Immediately after chewing I bought all 11 seasons of Frasier on DVD.
-Conor McKeon
Porno Pizzeria Policy
Thirty minutes or less or you don't have to blow the delivery driver.
-Patrick Cassels
Lord of the Rings in One Minute
Gandalf: You must destroy the one ring of power.
Frodo: How?
Gandalf: I'll summon my eagle friend. He'll fly you over Mt. Doom and you can throw in the ring.
Frodo: Thanks!
-Clete Smith
They say Hillary is the candidate of beer drinkers and Obama is the candidate of wine drinkers. I like both candidates a lot. I can't remember why.
-Tom Sunnergren
Questions Questions Questions
- Why do people drive on a parkway, and park on a driveway?
- Why is it called luggage on an airplane, and planeage on an airlug?
- Why is it when you fix a house it's called landscaping, but when you house a fix its land callscaping?
-Amir Blumenfeld
Fun To Use When You Don't Need Them, Terrible To Use When You Do
- Adderall
- Wheelchairs
- Guns
-Streeter Seidell
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