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2 months agoI'd hate to get stabbed by that one.
From Tyler D.view in contextMadison August 29, 2008
law and order: pb&j, law and order:cop car confessions, law and order: sex storiesview in contextMadison August 29, 2008
i love when law & order is on back to back to back to back to back -
2 months agoSay what you want about that old lady who sits in the front of your Econ class; she knows how to have a good time.
From Moises AKA Moneyview in contextMadison August 29, 2008
chris, baby, why do you have to talk to me in that tone in public? save it for later.view in contextMadison August 29, 2008
td, that totally fucked up any chance you had to have dirty talk with me. just keeeding, i'd never talk dirty to ya in tha first place
view in contextMadison August 29, 2008
wow. that just turned me right on, you really know how to make a grl wet, dontcha?@!view in contextMadison August 29, 2008
no. i'm still a virgin. and i'm saving it for a drunk one night stand, obviouslyview in contextMadison August 29, 2008
because i would never let you bone me? not even just the tip.
maybe that is mean? dunnoview in contextMadison August 29, 2008
ya, canadians are total bettys.
and i am certainly not jealous of you being irish. i mean i dont have an irish bone in my body, and no i dont want one.view in contextMadison August 29, 2008
instead of "sry" or "sorry" spell it as it wood sound. ya dig?
+oh topdawg, you know me soooo well.view in contextMadison August 29, 2008
better, i guess. candians are so much hotter than any american, for real. saari.view in contextMadison August 29, 2008
whoa whoa whoa. french canadian over here. i take some offense to that, dave.view in contextMadison August 29, 2008
oh my god. just grow some. i say after you cant feel yr face, keep going.view in contextMadison August 29, 2008
its only 9 o clock. it doesnt take me hours to get ready, but it takes my friends days. i'm waiting on those bitches.view in contextMadison August 29, 2008
i think everyone else just wants to like you as a friend. saari -
2 months agoA'RLY?
From Joe Tip -
2 months agoOuch. Ok. This. This really hurt.
From ben -
2 months agoBusted!
From Colonel jesus fish at Louisiana Stateview in contextMadison August 29, 2008
i know. that girl looks so stupid holding her glasses like that! whatta nerd! -
9 months agoOoooh erotic cakes.
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9 months agoHow did you manage to take picture of your feet? I didn't realize you could operate a camera with tentacles.
From Scott at Cornell -
9 months agoThe scary part? The pilot left that note.
From Jeremy at University of Florida -
9 months agoIt's always been my dream to own a bar. For one night, I lived that dream.
view in contextMadison January 23, 2008
true. adam made the show. he should have never left because some douche bag is on there now. and dr. drew.view in contextMadison January 22, 2008
YES ! i've been addicted to those 2 men for ever. i would totally do dr drew -
9 months agoThat's like if yours came out of your knees.
From Michelleview in contextMadison January 21, 2008
yeah. i cant even think about going streaking without my white hat. -
9 months agoNote that this awful present is the Batman Forever score, not the soundtrack. You're not even getting any Seal.
From G-ratt at Nicholls State -
9 months agoMike Huckabee could run away with the ironic vote if he picks Chuck Norris as his running mate.
From vacuumrt -
10 months agoI don't have to pee, you carry him to his bed.
From Jayview in contextMadison January 04, 2008
no hes correcting my horrible spelling. which indicates that he is, infact a douche bag.view in contextMadison January 04, 2008
just masterbate a lot or something. that always does the trickview in contextMadison January 04, 2008
the squeeze frosting that comes in the tube or toothpaste. thats what i think it is.view in contextMadison January 04, 2008
what about them? everyone knows 8907 has some great tits. even i think they are great.view in contextMadison January 04, 2008
yo marky mark and the funky bunch calm down. you need a lil more good vibrations. amirite? amirite? EL OH ELview in contextMadison January 04, 2008
is that tooth paste or did someone eat tons and tons of green food dye??? -
10 months agoAnd I'll have a SPCMDCON.SYS, extra 0xFD3094C2 please.
From Steve -
10 months agoDead adult daughter,
Yes, this is your parents' erotic massage jelly. We have a sex life too you know! You wouldn't find these things if you had your own apartment.
Love,
Mom and Dad.From Lisaview in contextMadison January 03, 2008
how saggy are those gonna get in 15 or 20 years??? amirite!? -
10 months agoYou can change roommates after a full semester, right?
From Webster -
10 months agoThe first of hopefully many terrible gift submissions.
From Conradview in contextMadison December 12, 2007
celine dion is a huge disgrace. all canada has is like rowdy roudy piper (love him) -
11 months agoDressing in neon is not a crime!
From Eric D.view in contextMadison November 28, 2007
atleast he's being safe with all those elbow and knee pads. -
11 months agoWell, at least his outfit matches.
From DJ at Chemeketa College -
11 months agoWalk of shame! Walk of shame!
From Dave at Ohio State
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