Los Angeles 2030:Mike: Hi, uhh...is this the fame office?
Attendant: Yes, is there something I can help you with today sir?
Mike: Well, yeah, I'd like to use my fifteen minutes of fame now.
Attendant: Alright sir, let's get your file up. What's your name?!slice
Mike: Michael O'Brien.
Attendant: Okay Michael, let me just get this up here. Oh dear...
Mike: What is it?
Attendant: Well Michael, I'm sorry to have to be the one who has to tell you this, but the majority of your fifteen minutes have already been used up.
Mike: What?! How?
Attendant: Well sir, it looks like you parents posted a
video on YouTube of you laughing as a baby, and well, it was quite popular...
Mike: What? There's no way that could use up the majority of my fame!
Attendant: Sir, it received over fifty million views...
Mike: You've got to be kidding me! Well how much fame do I have left?
Attendant: Approximately 40 seconds...
Mike: This is just unbelievable! I didn't even get to enjoy it!
Attendant: I'm sorry sir, there's nothing I can do about it. However, you
do have some time left, at least.
Mike: True. Maybe I can date a famous girl or something. Maybe, like, get a cup of cofffee spilled on me by some actor or something? Maybe I'll...
Attendant: Ooh, sorry, I have to stop you. Time's up. You've spent the remainder of your time being a character in an online article.
Mike: What? That's not being famous!
Attendant: It's relative.
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