Well if that's your thing then good for you for having something you like I guess. But I still think you'll regret the tats. And you'll probably regret putting your (albeit covered) boobs online for everyone to see. I do.
P.S. Nobody is a cunt and there's absolutely no reason to use that word.
I'm not 50, I'm 23 and I went through the same phase myself. Got tons of piercings and thought they looked awesome. Fortunately I didn't get any tattoos, which you WILL regret, but anyone who says piercings are temporary doesn't have one. Piercings leave permanent marks. My nose, my tongue and my belly button still have little bumps from the piercings I took out a few years ago and it looks ridiculous.