The bigger the bill you use, the more impressive girls will find this.
10 "Where did you put the beer bong?"9 "I love the song you wrote about cheese."8 "Does this handgun make me look fat?"7 "You're so deep inside of me."6 "Road trip!"5 "I got you some cheese."4 "I made you a grilled cheese with three...
A conversation between different parts of my body, as I'm sitting at a bar:Pants Brigade: Limp and ready for action, sir!Captain Noggin: Private Eye! I need a status check now.Private Eye: We got a bogey moving in at 2 miles per hour. She...
Seriously, does anyone in America care?