Alarm Clock: I'm a racing car, passing by, like Lady Godiva. I'm gonna go, go, go, there's no stopping me. I'M BURNING THROUGH THE SKY, YEAH!
Me: Ugh, please stop.
Alarm Clock: Don't give me that sh*t, college boy. You've been working for two months and you're still incapable of waking up early like a normal working person? What are you going to do when you graduate?
Pillow: He probably won't find a job anyway.
Curtains: Hey boss, want me to pull up for the day?
Me: Please, no. Just let me sleep for 7 more minutes.
Alarm Clock: No. You hit snooze 6 times yesterday, we are not starting this again. Go ahead curtains, let him have it.
Me: Arrrrrgh!
Sun: Morning you lil' bitch! Yeah, got my sh*t all up in them eyes, how you like that!?
Alarm Clock: 9,900 DEGREES, THAT'S WHY THEY CALL HIM MR. FARENHEIT!
Me: OK, fine, I'm up, I'm up.
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