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If you're not married by the time you're two you've missed your chance. You're an old maid.

This kid can't live without bacon, but he won't live with it. It's a catch 22.

This will be funny one day, as long as he doesn't grow up to kill somebody.

Once he hits puberty, he will sleep with your girlfriend.

We couldn't show you Lesson 2, where the two of them take down a 14-point buck.

It's ironic because his name is Damien Satan.

Someday she'll make a terrible wife.

An optimistic anthem for the normal schlub.

The Internet video that YOU helped to write.

To have a single..

Or MAYBE, she knows exactly what she's saying

If this were my dad, I'd also be scared of him while he was awake.

He's no longer scared of the dentist, but he's terrified of the like, meaninglessness of life and stuff.