I just want to ask "Who the fuck is this guy?" Has he lived in all these places? No one smokes in Paris. What... Paris, Texas? The style in Europe is quite different(see: mo-hawk/ mullet thing they do over there). You sir are a pizzle.
I always see people post: (guys name who you thought had a good one this week) followed by FTW, and then I always have to check to see if it was the guy I thought was fucking the world, sometimes I say "Ya" that guy did fuck the world other times I disagree with the geographic reaches of his fucking