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• Wrote an article on Friday, Nov 30

  Badly Drawn Comics #1

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• Wrote an article on Friday, Nov 9

  Things That Piss Me Off: Apple

  The new Mac OS X came out a couple of days ago. I knew because the main color of Apple's website changed from white to black, which means a total makeover was in order. It sure looked like it, I mean, the graphic of a big, glossy black X coming...

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• Wrote an article on Monday, Mar 26

  Ode to Porn

  Oh porn, thou savior of the Internet,Thy worthiness be knownThou giv'st us all the love we craveIn the comfort of our homes.Thy diversity unparalleled,Innovation unmatched,No fetish goes unsatisfied,From straight sex to Rugrats.Thy prices, too,...

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• Wrote an article on Thursday, Mar 15

  Things That Piss Me Off: Nightclubs

  I still can't get the logic of going to nightclubs all the time. It's like people are saying, let's pay an obscene amount of money to listen to obscenely loud music, but obscenely priced drinks to get obscenely drunk, then leave, hopefully with a...

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• Wrote an article on Sunday, Dec 10

  I Love Coldplay (Idiot Revision)

  COLDPLAY SUCKS LOL COLDPLAY SUCKS LOL COLDPLAY SUCKS LOL COLDPLAY SUCKS LOL COLDPLAY SUCKS LOL COLDPLAY SUCKS LOL COLDPLAY SUCKS LOL COLDPLAY SUCKS LOL COLDPLAY SUCKS LOL COLDPLAY SUCKS LOL COLDPLAY SUCKS LOL COLDPLAY SUCKS LOL COLDPLAY SUCKS LOL...

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• Commented on a article on Friday, May 30

  How I Imagine Shakespeare...

  You obviously didn't go to the same school I did, cami.
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• Commented on a article on Friday, May 30

  How I Imagine Shakespeare...

  It stands for (M)arijuana, (A)cid, (S)hrooms, and (H)eroin. You get a bunch of friends together and each take one of those (determined by flipping two coins, HH being marijuana, HT being acid, TH being shrooms, TT being heroin), take a piece of paper, and fill it up with anything that comes to mind. Looks like Shakespeare took marijuana, which would explain his creativity. With shrooms or acid, you don't usually write or draw anything that you understand come morning, and if you take heroin you usually forget the paper's there. It's pretty funny if everyone ends up taking a different drug because the results are so different. The acronym was originally (M)obile (A)rmy (S)urgical (H)ospital which were hospital units stationed in various combat areas to efficiently deal with any injuries. The show M*A*S*H is based on a MASH unit stationed in Korea. The game came about during the Vietnam War, when recreational drug use was popularized amongst the soldiers. They used that nickname for it so they could mention the game around their superiors without arousing suspicion.
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• Commented on a article on Thursday, May 29

  How I Imagine Shakespeare...

  Considering that was actually Juliet's nurse...
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• Commented on a article on Wednesday, May 21

  Issue #58

  You fail. F--. Improper spelling or grammar is always unacceptable. Everybody makes sure their sentences are perfect on the Internet, why can't you?
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• Commented on a video on Friday, May 16

  Mac Music Video: "Again and Again"

  
  You haven't been paying much attention, Bruce, have you? It's all about market share. Windows still has a 90+ percent market share, and a bunch of stupid Mac commercials and everyone owning an iPod doesn't change that fact. Oh, and someone broke into a Macbook Air in two minutes at a competition. Google it. "Macs are stable" PSSH. It's a computer like any other, and therefore susceptible to attackers.
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