CollegeHumor: Comments by Patrick http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1794569 Employee Manuals...Probably Mon, 30 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1794569 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Sometimes the employees of a company are so consistent in the way they perform a certain task, it seems that's how they must have been trained. Here, without naming names, are these companies' employee manuals...probably.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/a/collegehumor.7d8b975affed1e53fc3e6afa6f0a2364.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-11-30 17:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 42 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1914477 Every Week on Entourage Mon, 15 Jun 2009 14:30:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1914477 Every Week on Entourage nonadult comedy So many twists and turns you'll forget they've been using the same formula for five seasons. entourage, ch originals, ch sketches, gil ozeri, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1914477"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/8/9/collegehumor.f39d0618ea4f582831093869d9fb45d2.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:562781">Gil</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 619 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1775707 Caption Contest: 5/12 Tue, 12 May 2009 17:30:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1775707 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:945989"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/4/collegehumor.8879997c887ae4b37f766c44f2de531f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-05-12 17:30:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:945989">Susanna Wolff</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:53"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 6 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1768720 Honest Christmas Thank You Cards Mon, 05 Jan 2009 16:00:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1768720 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:833550"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/7/9/collegehumor.ec51e537b16eb322f20c9bb955e32ca9.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-01-05 16:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:833550">Pat Stansik</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1126"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 170 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1763190 Caption Contest: 10/9 Thu, 09 Oct 2008 13:47:03 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1763190 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:945989"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/4/collegehumor.8879997c887ae4b37f766c44f2de531f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-10-09 13:47:03 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:945989">Susanna Wolff</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:53"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 10 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1763190 Caption Contest: 10/9 Thu, 09 Oct 2008 13:47:03 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1763190 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:945989"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/4/collegehumor.8879997c887ae4b37f766c44f2de531f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-10-09 13:47:03 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:945989">Susanna Wolff</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:53"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 10 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1760756 The Librarianist Mon, 18 Aug 2008 11:48:11 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1760756 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:731262"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/3/b/collegehumor.f0993e93e2f8addfb79e13fb5899a096.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-08-18 11:48:11 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:731262">The Librarianist</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 8 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1760772 Whoop De Doo Mon, 18 Aug 2008 17:27:47 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1760772 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> While discussing the Olympics at work one day, Susanna expressed her belief that the Olympics and all the athletes involved - our world's most finely-tuned sportsmen - were just wasting their time.Naturally,we decided she should be our official Olympic correspondent.Let's see how she'll belittle the efforts of so many incredible athletes today!

My God, this Olympics business takes forever.

We've had more than a week of competition and guess what: most of the people competing have lost. Even the silver medalists are still just first place losers. Usually the races are so close that the runners up might still be able to feel good about themselves, but every once in a while a special race comes along that really must crush the spirits of those who didn't come in first.

I am, of course, talking about the seemingly effortless victory of Usain Bolt. Let's review the facts: his name is Bolt, he won by a lot even though his last few strides had to share their energy with a true winner's preemptive celebration, oh, and his shoe was untied.

What's that Olympic saying again? It's not the triumph, but the struggle?

Not for Mr. Bolt.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:945989"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/4/collegehumor.8879997c887ae4b37f766c44f2de531f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-08-18 17:27:47 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:945989">Susanna Wolff</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:53"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 12 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1760663 Fun for the Whole Family! Fri, 15 Aug 2008 17:06:41 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1760663 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> While discussing the Olympics at work one day, Susanna expressed her belief that the Olympics and all the athletes involved - our world's most finely-tuned sportsmen - were just wasting their time.Naturally,we decided she should be our official Olympic correspondent.Let's see how she'll belittle the efforts of so many incredible athletes today!

In light of Nastia Liukin's gold medal win, I think I will use today's Olympic Round-Up to examine a specific subset of Olympians: the Olympic parents.

There seem to be two kinds:

The proud, doting, appropriately anxious, but distanced fan parent, a.k.a. the Mrs. Phelps. She sits in the stands. She's tense when he's behind (or, as is more likely, when one of his teammates seems to be behind). She's jubilant when he's ahead. And, win or lose, she gives a hug and a kiss and just seems all-around psyched to be there.



Then there's the other kind, the ex-Olympian who's seeking to make up for his personal losses and All-Around regrets by getting his kid to win a gold medal instead. What do we call that kind of over-bearing, too close, stress-inducing parent? Valeri Liukin.

It's got to be scary enough having an ex-Soviet gymnast as your coach, but if he's also your dad, jeez. Surgeons aren't allowed to operate on their kids. Permanently disappointed athletes probably shouldn't be allowed to coach their kids. It's not because the quality of the training is worse, but because having your dad make you do incredibly dangerous things while you're not wearing pants has got to leave a weird vibe at the dinner table.

I will say one thing though; this picture is going to make an awesome Liukin Family Christmas card.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:945989"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/4/collegehumor.8879997c887ae4b37f766c44f2de531f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-08-15 17:06:41 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:945989">Susanna Wolff</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:53"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 15 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1760663 Fun for the Whole Family! Fri, 15 Aug 2008 17:06:41 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1760663 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> While discussing the Olympics at work one day, Susanna expressed her belief that the Olympics and all the athletes involved - our world's most finely-tuned sportsmen - were just wasting their time.Naturally,we decided she should be our official Olympic correspondent.Let's see how she'll belittle the efforts of so many incredible athletes today!

In light of Nastia Liukin's gold medal win, I think I will use today's Olympic Round-Up to examine a specific subset of Olympians: the Olympic parents.

There seem to be two kinds:

The proud, doting, appropriately anxious, but distanced fan parent, a.k.a. the Mrs. Phelps. She sits in the stands. She's tense when he's behind (or, as is more likely, when one of his teammates seems to be behind). She's jubilant when he's ahead. And, win or lose, she gives a hug and a kiss and just seems all-around psyched to be there.



Then there's the other kind, the ex-Olympian who's seeking to make up for his personal losses and All-Around regrets by getting his kid to win a gold medal instead. What do we call that kind of over-bearing, too close, stress-inducing parent? Valeri Liukin.

It's got to be scary enough having an ex-Soviet gymnast as your coach, but if he's also your dad, jeez. Surgeons aren't allowed to operate on their kids. Permanently disappointed athletes probably shouldn't be allowed to coach their kids. It's not because the quality of the training is worse, but because having your dad make you do incredibly dangerous things while you're not wearing pants has got to leave a weird vibe at the dinner table.

I will say one thing though; this picture is going to make an awesome Liukin Family Christmas card.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:945989"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/4/collegehumor.8879997c887ae4b37f766c44f2de531f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-08-15 17:06:41 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:945989">Susanna Wolff</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:53"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 15 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1760471 Round Two Tue, 12 Aug 2008 13:52:59 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1760471 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> While discussing the Olympics at work one day, Susanna expressed her belief that the Olympics and all the athletes involved - our world's most finely-tuned sportsmen - were just wasting their time.Naturally, we decided she should be our official Olympic correspondent. Let's see how she'll belittle the efforts of so many incredible athletes today!

That was AWESOME.

I'm not talking about Michael Phelps' wins or the unequivocal skill of China's male gymnasts; I'm talking about your response to yesterday's round-up. It was even more intense than I could have dreamed. Beautiful.

Now that I've laid out my controversial belief that the end goal of an Olympic medal does not warrant the extreme effort that goes into it, I might as well tell you how I think the Olympics could be made more entertaining: every event should have a control athlete.

You know how science experiments always have a "control" to show what happens when the scientists do nothing to the specific material, creature, or what-have-you being studied? I think every country should be represented both by their best, most superbly trained athlete, and by some random person they just picked off the street*. Don't just throw Natalie Coughlin in the pool; put the chick who lives down the street from her in there as well. How long does it take some schlub to swim across a pool?

And that synchronized diving was pretty cool, but can you imagine what it would be like if only one member of each team had been training for his or her entire life? It would be like the try-outs for American Idol, but with really dangerous sports. National pride, here we come!


*The only time this will probably have no effect is during the Winter Olympics' curling event. I'm pretty sure no one really knows how to play that.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:945989"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/4/collegehumor.8879997c887ae4b37f766c44f2de531f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-08-12 13:52:59 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:945989">Susanna Wolff</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:53"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 18 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1760430 Susanna's Olympic Round Up: Olympics Shmolympics Mon, 11 Aug 2008 13:53:16 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1760430 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> While discussing the Olympics at work one day, Susanna expressed her belief that the Olympics and all the athletes involved - our world's most finely-tuned sportsmen - were worthless and wasting time. Naturally, we decided she should be our official Olympic correspondent. Let's see how she'll belittle the efforts of so many incredible athletes today!
Make us proud, America!

It is time again for millions of people to tune in to watch the athletic quest for precious metals and trivial superlatives; the 2008 Summer Olympics have begun. Oh God.

After what felt like 45 hours of opening ceremonies, which included such sights as a drum show-a.k.a. a spectacle of over-population, LeBron James in dweeb clothes, and our main man George W. Bush looking simply riveted, the first night ended and the idea of having to sit through more became almost unbearable. But alas, I persevered and perhaps those Olympic-montage commercials were right: it's not the triumph, but the struggle.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:945989"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/4/collegehumor.8879997c887ae4b37f766c44f2de531f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-08-11 13:53:16 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:945989">Susanna Wolff</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:53"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 36 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1822351 Beer Run Thu, 24 Jul 2008 12:38:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1822351 Beer Run nonadult comedy Brian's having second thoughts. beer, police, sketch comedy, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1822351"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/f/2/collegehumor.81ecaa5ffea5872ea81e3302742f59ea.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1456800">BriTANicK</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 446 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1759512 Caption Contest: 7/25 Thu, 24 Jul 2008 00:11:16 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1759512 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:945989"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/4/collegehumor.8879997c887ae4b37f766c44f2de531f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:945989">Susanna Wolff</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:53"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 19 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1823502 One Liner Services Tue, 22 Jul 2008 12:46:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1823502 One Liner Services nonadult comedy Vengeance is a dish best served awesome. Britanick, Action, Sketch Comedy, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1823502"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/c/collegehumor.0537b6e0a425db1657f7842c2e47dfaf.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1456800">BriTANicK</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 507 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1823092 Hardly Working: Overgrown Guy Girlfriend 3 Tue, 15 Jul 2008 19:30:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1823092 Hardly Working: Overgrown Guy Girlfriend 3 nonadult comedy Lust is easy. Love is hard. Like is most important. ~Carl Reiner CH Originals, hardly working, overgrown guy girlfriend, Streeter Theeter, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1823092"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/2/collegehumor.4442a07c1b173f9e19fd1cd2af96daab.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:21877">CH Staff</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1025 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1759160 Caption Contest: 7/18 Wed, 16 Jul 2008 14:49:13 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1759160 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:945989"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/4/collegehumor.8879997c887ae4b37f766c44f2de531f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:945989">Susanna Wolff</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:53"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 17 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1745440 Ew, sorry kid. I don't hug fat people. I don't like to smell all day. Fri, 09 Mar 2007 09:21:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1745440 Ew, sorry kid. I don't hug fat people. I don't like to smell all day. nonadult comedy Ew, sorry kid. I don't hug fat people. I don't like to smell all day. library book, hug, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1745440"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/8/collegehumor.f635f29cef5ba577f79cac984b53e39f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:262065">Mike</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:321"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 41 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1758775 Caption Contest: 7/10 Wed, 09 Jul 2008 12:25:12 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1758775 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:945989"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/4/collegehumor.8879997c887ae4b37f766c44f2de531f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-07-09 12:25:12 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:945989">Susanna Wolff</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:53"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 24 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1758401 Caption Contest: 7/3 Wed, 02 Jul 2008 12:03:16 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1758401 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:945989"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/4/collegehumor.8879997c887ae4b37f766c44f2de531f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-07-02 12:03:16 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:945989">Susanna Wolff</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:53"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 20 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />