'Cause what are tall tees without platform shoes?
Thinks you look suspicious
"God damn it, it's on fire."
"Wait! Just let it happen..."
From the Desk of Christopher ColumbusJune, 1485-Problem: Meat tastes pretty bad here. Friends agree. All the good spices are to be had in the East Indies, but the land route? Just awful. If only there were some other way...Solution: Build a giant...
Oddly enough, in Saudi Arabia this is not only legal, it's encouraged.