What if all the hype was true?
Woman: Help! Someone stole my purse.Captain Power: Fear not, citizen! For I am Captain Pow-Girlfriend: Oh my GOD! You DID NOT just hit on someone in front of me!CP: Chill babe...I'm just doing my job.GF: Why do you want to help her...
She was promptly fired for interfering with the game.
Cheeky humor from the UK.