Rejected Smash Bros. Items

With the recent release of Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Nintendo fans have been blessed with one the best 3D-action-fighter titles of all time. Though the game packs an insane amount of content and features, gamers can't help but crave for more items,...

A Guide to Crowd Surfers

The PushoverIt is more than obvious that this guy is being held up against his will. His constant struggling, squirming, and yelling of the phrases "Put me down!" and "You guys are assholes!" signify that he is not enjoying his surfing experience;...

A Guide to Stand-up Comedy Crowds

So lately I've noticed that the people who come out to see stand-up comedy can usually be categorized into several groups. From a comedian's perspective, some of these groups include:The DouchebagThis guy will be sitting in the front row, directly...

Issue #65

We can't go two sentences without making a. Joke.If pandas know Kung Fu, then how are they endangered?-Dom TetroAm I the only one who thinks NASCAR would be a lot more fun if after the 250th lap they have to start turning right?-Richard...

Issue #64

The best 5 dollars you can spend. Because you won't.I was in the hospital and I heard from one of the rooms, "Don't worry everyone, I'm gonna beat this thing." Which I thought was a really positive thing to say, until I realized it came from the...

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