The presidential debate is tonight and we here at CollegeHumor think the youth need to play a bigger role in the democratic process. To get the ball rolling we've invented an awesome new drinking game just for you!

The Emmys happened! Oh, you didn't watch? Neither did anyone else. Last year Ryan Seacrest bombed on his own. So this year they got five totally unfunny non-celebrities to host and, guess what: the show was five times crappier. Math is silly.
At least there were still chicks in low-cut dresses there. (Egotastic)

Here's some shocking news: Clay Aiken is gay. Can you believe it? That pasty, song-boy ginger is a homosexual! What's the word I'm looking for? Oh, right: duh! (DListed)

Was that news too gay and obvious for you? Well what about this: Lindsay Lohan kind of sort of officially came out of the closet on a radio show. That's right. THE Lindsay Lohan, the one who has been seen about town buying groceries, eating brunch, and doing other gay stuff with Sam Ronson, is a lesbian. The only piece of information I found surprising in this whole story is that Samantha Ronson is 31. She doesn't look a day past puberty. (WWTDD)