The Emmys happened! Oh, you didn't watch? Neither did anyone else. Last year Ryan Seacrest bombed on his own. So this year they got five totally unfunny non-celebrities to host and, guess what: the show was five times crappier. Math is silly.
At least there were still chicks in low-cut dresses there. (Egotastic)

Here's some shocking news: Clay Aiken is gay. Can you believe it? That pasty, song-boy ginger is a homosexual! What's the word I'm looking for? Oh, right: duh! (DListed)

Was that news too gay and obvious for you? Well what about this: Lindsay Lohan kind of sort of officially came out of the closet on a radio show. That's right. THE Lindsay Lohan, the one who has been seen about town buying groceries, eating brunch, and doing other gay stuff with Sam Ronson, is a lesbian. The only piece of information I found surprising in this whole story is that Samantha Ronson is 31. She doesn't look a day past puberty. (WWTDD)

The presidential debate is tonight and we here at CollegeHumor think the youth need to play a bigger role in the democratic process. To get the ball rolling we've invented an awesome new drinking game just for you!