Being second best is always an ugly prospect.

I'd go gay for Crosby.

Go Pens.

Ottawa Senators stars Danny Heatley and Jason Spezza held pointless and MIA in a 4-0 series sweep by the Pittsburgh Penguins.

The problem with being a squirrel is you always forget where you bury your nuts.

"I submit that every facial expression in this picture is goofy, even the guy in the back."

If you can take your eyes off of Rachel Bilson, you'll notice Zach Braff getting hammered behind her.

"Shaving cream, toothpaste, latex paint, magic marker, duct tape."