David
- From
- University of Northern Iowa
- Member Since
- September 5th, 2006
Send a message
About Me
I've got a really really long peepee.
Contributions
-
Wrote an article on Wednesday, Apr 18Pick-Up Lines for Jodie Sweetin (Stephanie Tanner)
"I'd marry you tonight...if The Rippers would play at our reception.""I love meth. Want some?""Comet was so cute! Wanna come back to my place and meet my 'Comet'""Oh man you're so much older now!...Oh well, I'll still fuck ya, what do you say?""...
1 like |
0 Comments
View All Contributions:
Articles (1)
Activity
-
Commented on a article on Tuesday, Sep 30That wasn't my original joke. Honestly. This is what it was in the first place:My grandpa is a really good golfer. He shot an 87 despite 9 strokes on the fifth hole. He also can't use the right side of his body or remember how to talk. edit: I realize it could still be better, but it's okay. -
Commented on a article on Thursday, Sep 18If the David who actually won doesn't respond, can I have it? I mean...I am a David.
-
Commented on a article on Thursday, Aug 21How do my sleeves look?
-
Commented on a video on Thursday, Apr 17"get some sense in your head!...youtube"
-
Commented on a article on Tuesday, Feb 5sort of...not really. The roundup is mostly hotlinks....
View All Activity:
Likes (2)
| Comments (24)
